Apple QuickTime movie | 1997-12-01 | 11.2 MB | 448x256 | 12fps | 43 seconds | [MooV/TVOD]
Transcription: Melvin B. Emma. Melvin C. Victoria. Gary. You have been found guilty of releasing a single that is by no means as kicking as your previous records. Nor does it have such a wicked, dirty, fat bass line. You are sentenced to having your next record enter the charts at number 179 before dropping straight out the following week. What? Furthermore, You are sentenced to 20 years of having to appear on cheesy chat shows in Taiwan talking about how you used to be famous. And may God have mercy on your lip gloss.
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